
Located not far from Vancouver, with a live feed of the Olympic into our office (you nailed it CTV!), we’ve felt real comradery with team Canada this last week. Our team’s thighs much less muscular than bobsleighers or even female figure skaters, so why do we feel this kinship with Team Canada? It’s more than our passports (or most of them - we’re not all true north), it’s a bit of a love affair with an abnormal, competitive life.
10 Ways team Chaordix is just like team Canada:
- Daily people tell you you’re insane and obsessed
- You’re scored on a performance of minutes and seconds. No one asks if your product was having an off day.
- You hope for fair judging. As if the market were a meritocracy!
- You see people around town wearing your shirts
- When camera’s turn on you are all driven, all dedicated, but humbly grateful too
- Whoever picks your outfit on race day (VC pitch), you worry it makes you look like you’re trying to hard.
- To make it to the finish line, you consider taking cash from people you’ve rallied against- competitors or uh…McDonalds
- Some days you crash and consider quitting but you don’t. So do your team mates.
- You care A LOT about gear and about what’s for lunch
- When retired you’ll do one of two things - coach the next up and comers - or go “odd” maybe herding sheep on an island
- (For bonus points - of course you go for those) You miss seeing your family more, but are profoundly motivated to make them proud.
GO CANADA GO!
We’re cheering for us.
Team Chaordix



